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Oh, Canada! (RyanGoslingBradleyCooper)

from and the Hundred Dollar Sandwich by Junk Science

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OH, CANADA! (RYANGOSLINGBRADLEYCOOPER)
I figured, dang, why not start off with a weird bang?/steer slang, fear fangs, I hear thangs/Snaf do the beard thang, Baje rock a little movie star stubble/get in movie star trouble/like, dude, why you wilding on the key grip?/doin key bumps of cocaine and ketamine?/widling!/you need to get back in the public’s favor/I got a scheme!/we do a film where he stars as multiple retards/check this out: Gilbert Grape meets The Nutty Professor/it’s like another victory, they can’t get with me/another DVD release date, yesiree!/my name is RY-AN-GO-SL-IN-to the motherfuckin G/Turkeys!/you not fuckin with this/played this mix for your mom, she was lovin this shit/even though it’s unmastered/she was plastered/she asked if I could rap, rap faster/I said it’s possible/I mean it’s logical/I mean why not, fuck, come on rock a few

Imma move to Canada I heard they’re quite supportive of the arts, arts, arts, arts/Imma move to Canada I heard they’re quite supportive of the arts

Ah so, this is what happens when you start an inside joke and then you don’t stop it/No profits/no stock options, hey not even stocktips/they pass you mop then say “Make with the moppin”/you meet the other janitors and shake their calloused hands/you didn’t know this was the makin of the palace band/ran away from your fate without a plan and applied for a government grant but they gave it to the Taliblam/true story, I wouldn’t lie to ya/hey that’s just my two cents, what’s it worth to ya?/that’s for my lazy rappers/Kevin Spacey rappers/pay me rappers and the act-like-I-am-crazy rappers/man, we could do this all day/dressin up the truth like a yogurt parfait/they say with long hair he look like Bradley Cooper/thanks for the feedback, B, I’ll be that/my name is BR-AD-LY C-O-O-P to the E to the R/thirty somethin years old, still tryin to put the motherfuckin keys in the car

Say Imma move to Canada I heard they’re quite supportive of the arts, arts, arts, arts/Imma move to Canada I heard they’re quite supportive of the arts up there…

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from and the Hundred Dollar Sandwich, released March 15, 2015

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Junk Science Brooklyn, New York

Junk Science is Baje One on the raps, Snafu on the beats. Simple. Dudes met in high school in the late 90's and have been making the music that they want to make since then, with absolutely no regard for whatever is "hot" in any given moment. Labels that have fuxed with Junk Science include Ruffnoxious, Scion, Embedded, Def Jux and Modern Shark.

More info here: modernshark.com/junkscience
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